Ken Paxton’s Tylenol Lawsuit Is Off To A Terrible Start
From the 0-for-2 dept.
From the 0-for-2 dept.
Can't find Chicago with two hands and a map!
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Ken Paxton knows WHAT IS WOMAN.
Who's gonna stop him?
Start none, be none, etc.
A pretty sweet deal for the Texas AG.
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How does he even find the time?
Good thing TX GOP decided to keep this guy around, huh?
As soon as he gets through suing Joe Biden for weaponizing the federal government to restrict free speech.
* Texas AG Ken Paxton acquitted in his impeachment trial, which as a reminder was brought by the Republicans in the Texas House. [Texas Tribune] * Don't let the Clarence and Sam ethical quagmire distract from the other important legal reporting coming out of ProPublica. Like this deep dive into how Mississippi deals with poor defendants. [ProPublica] * While her fellow judges engage in an end run around the Constitution to sideline Judge Pauline Newman citing a decline in mental faculties (which a leading neurologist disputes... but obviously judges understand neurology better than neurologists), she regaled a conference with her take on patent issues surrounding vaccine development. [Reuters] * Trouble in wingnut paradise? Doctor Jenna Ellis turns on Donald Trump. [The Guardian] * Biglaw is hemorrhaging support staff. [American Lawyer] * T.I. headed back to court with his IP case against a doll manufacturer now that the Supreme Court futzed with IP standards in the dog toy case. [Law360] * Banks tell CFPB that there's no reason to have separate standards for "medical credit cards" aimed at patients trying to not go bankrupt under the American health care system because they're really not any different than regular credit cards... despite being named "medical credit cards," marketed toward a uniquely desperate population, and having totally different policies. [Bloomberg Law News]
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* Sam Bankman-Fried denied pre-trial release after arguing that his alleged witness tampering, not unlike the value of cryptocurrency, wasn't what it looked like on paper. [Reuters] * After opening door a crack to allow some transparency in proceedings during the pandemic, the federal courts look to curtail live audio access. [Law360] * Lawyer informs Texas Senate that Ken Paxton approved every bit of investigation at heart of impeachment. [Texas Tribune] * Trial to begin to decide constitutionality of "America's most extreme gun control law." The law just requires gun owners to get a permit and bans magazines over 10 rounds. Again, this is what passes for the "most extreme" law in the country. [Fox News] * Gibson Dunn alters diversity scholarship criteria as activists ramp up threats to sue law firms for pursuing initiatives to make the profession less white. [Bloomberg Law News] * Meanwhile, two law schools are back in compliance with ABA accreditors after improving faculty diversity and likely putting them out of compliance with these litigious activists (Another law school is back in compliance after improving its finances... which is less controversial). [Law.com] * Governor asks to change state's public records law to keep her travel under wraps. [ABC]
* The collapse of crypto is paying off for lawyers. [NY Times] * Federal Circuit moves to dismiss Judge Pauline Newman's lawsuit challenging the court deciding to kick her off panels arguing that no court can question their internal affairs. Sounds like the Federal Circuit is taking a lot of lessons from the Supreme Court. [Reuters] * A primer for Ken Paxton's impeachment trial. [Law360] * All-white federal district courts still exist. Because people like this still exist. [Bloomberg Law News] * Dechert facing sanctions over dragging out discovery. [American Lawyer] * NY begins cracking down on Airbnb. [NY Daily News]
* Elon claims that X will pay legal fees of users who lost their jobs over deplorable stuff they Tweeted. Bold promise from a guy who won't even pay his own legal fees. [Fortune] * Law firm demand is up as the market continues to fret about the recession that never materialized. [Reuters] * Federal Circuit panel calls for Judge Pauline Newman to be suspended for a year for not submitting to a mental health examination to prove or disprove the mental health allegations that the Federal Circuit seeks to suspend her over. [Bloomberg Law News] * Convicted war criminal seeks bar admission. In case you were worried about how character & fitness might eye your speeding tickets. [The Intercept] * Ken Paxton's lawyers recognize the broad gag order prohibiting them from discussing the case with the media beyond reciting information in public records... so they're just going on the radio and reading selective, inflammatory passages from their filings. [KABB] * Attorney David Oscar Markus snagged around 45 minutes with Trump attorney John Lauro. [For the Defense] * Harvard Law professor Charles Ogletree has passed away. [Politico]
Paxton wants 19 of 20 impeachment articles dismissed.
And if anyone knows evil, it's this guy.